I dislike most other girls, so I must be a bitch.
I have mostly male friends, so I must be a slut.
I don’t sleep with them, so I must be a prude.
I have an alternative fashion sense, so I must be a freak in bed.
I am not open about my sex life, so it must be bad.
I choose not to watch television, listen to the radio, or read the news, so I must be ignorant.
I disagree with certain things, so I must be closed-minded.
I have a serious sleep disorder, so that means I must be exaggerating, or on drugs.
I like to stay home by myself sometimes, so I must be a loser with no life.
I am very low maintenance, so I must be a hick or a slob.
I often notice my parents’ superfluous behavior, so I must blindly act the same way.
I am Caucasian, so I must think I’m better than everyone else.
I am of German descent, so I must be a Nazi.
I am of Irish descent, so I must be a drunk.
I am of Italian descent, so I must be a Guido.
I am short, so I must detest my height.
I am aware of my intellect, so I must be showy, condescending, and arrogant about it.
I grew up in New York, so I must be rude and have a ridiculous accent.
I am a vegetarian, so I must shove it down everyone else’s throats.
I don’t really care to make many friends, so I must think no one is worthy of my time.
I have strong morals I stand by with friendships and relationships in general, so I must be a snob or uptight.
I don’t really find rape jokes all that funny, so I must be too sensitive and have no sense of humor.
I am a girl, so I must be overly emotional and irrational.
I get angry or annoyed sometimes, so I must be PMS-ing.
I am not afraid to tell someone the truth, so I must be a bitch.
I dislike children, so I must be a horrible being.
I am pro-choice, so I must be a cruel, Satanic abomination.
I think abstinence is stupid, so I must be blasphemous.
I am an Anarchist, so I must only want destruction and chaos.
I have a boyfriend, so this must mean we’re always fucking.
I love him and vice versa, so we must be clingy, mushy, and PDA all the time.
I have Heterochromia, so I must be a product of incest or a genetic mutation.
I have blonde hair, so I must be stupid.
I have long nails, so I must be a coke-head.
I have pale skin, so I must be albino or goth.
I have bangs, so I must be trying to hide my face.
I am happy with the way I look, so I must be vain.
I don’t act very girly, so I must be a lesbian or have poor hygiene.
I have watched anime/read manga, so I must be a yaoi lover, or an obnoxious fan girl.
I am a young adult, so I must be selfish, ignorant, and stubborn.
I like wearing makeup, so I must be insecure and hate my face.
I have facial piercings, so I must be trendy.
I have a tattoo, so I must be a bad person.
I have mixed opinions on religion, so I must be “saved” or need to find god.
I support gay, lesbian, bisexuality, pan-sexuality, asexuality, trans-gender, ect rights, so I must be in the closet.
I have friends who drink and party, so that means I do it too.
I want to leave home, so I must be spoiled and hate my family.
I used to do a lot of drugs, so I must still secretly do them.
I used to have an eating disorder, so that means I am still a closet sufferer.
I have a Mathematical disability called Dyscalculia, I must be stupid and/or making it up.
I get depressed sometimes, so I must be emo.
I am creative with my art, so I must be on a lot of drugs to get those thoughts.
I am animate about things, so I must be over reacting.
I exist.
Stereotypes are shit.